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Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
When Bryana's father, Bryan, visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
When Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids, Bernie decides they need some time alone.
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them; Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together, but differing philosophies on player picks soon come between them as Jordan eventually leaves Bernie to get a higher ranking.
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas; Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.
Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd; after taking Bernie's advice, he winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to; they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old; when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a "player" and get the girl.
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur; Jordan sells candy bars at school.
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; showing when they all met.
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father; he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (guest star Don Rickles) place.
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno."
Bernie's kids all want something from him, but he manages to stay one step ahead of them by adhering to the principles of chess.
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed.
Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own.
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Bernie's sister wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods.
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.