Barney Miller

2 seasons available

Capt. Barney Miller of the NYPD 12th Precinct and his staff handle the various local troubles and characters that come into the squad room.
Paternity
S8 E1

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Advancement
S8 E2

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

The Car
S8 E3

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Possession
S8 E4

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

Stress Analyzer
S8 E5

A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

Games
S8 E6

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

The Tontine
S8 E8

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

Examination Day
S8 E9

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

The Clown
S8 E10

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Chinatown
S8 E11

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Chinatown
S8 E12

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Hunger Strike
S8 E13

A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

Arrival
S8 E14

a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

Vests
S7 E20

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

The Rainmaker
S7 E21

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Liquidation
S7 E22

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.