Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.
Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.
As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.
Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.
Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.
Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.
Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.
Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.
Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.
Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.
When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.
Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.
When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.
The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.
In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.
In Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.
Michael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.
Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.
Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.
Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.
Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.
Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.
Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.
Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.
Jay insists that Michael attend a couples' seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.
Michael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.
Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.
Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.
Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.
A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).
Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.
Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.
Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.
Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.
Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him; Jr. asks Franklin to help him with his college essay.
Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.
Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.
Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.
The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.
Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.
Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.
Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.
Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial."
Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
An encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.
Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.