Stan insists everyone help him re-create the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.
To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.
Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole; Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.
While returning from vacation, the Smith's airplane crashes and they wash up on a deserted island where the family members begin to turn on each other.
Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household; unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.
Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.
Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents; Klaus and Jeff bond.
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty.
Francine explores ASMR with Roger. Steve gets a a pole in his head and a secret admirer.
Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan; Roger creates real-life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is canceled.
Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV; Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it; Roger goes blind.
Stan becomes obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV; Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
Jeff gets lucky and wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory; he decides to bring Stan along for the tour.
Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi; Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches "Breaking Bad" in reverse and discovers the show conceals a scavenger hunt.
Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website based on Smith family fails.
Francine hosts a dinner party despite a serial killer on the loose who attacks dinner parties and terrorizes the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who could be stalking the party.
Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds the cadets to be the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype man for a famous rapper.
Frustrated with traffic, Stan goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.
Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor; Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
Roger has a medical emergency and Stan has to take over his personas; the series' 250th episode.
After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder; Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity; Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.
Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake; Roger learns how to ride a bike.
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo; the family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school; Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home.
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her; Steve tries on Hayley's laid-back approach to school work.
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage; Roger excels at jingle writing.
Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.
Stan buys a new hot tub for stress relief from family life, but it begins encouraging him to misbehave.
When a storm hits Stoolbend, Langley Falls and Quahog, the Smiths must fight tooth and nail to survive.
Roger becomes overzealous after he is made Steve's legal guardian; Francine and Stan are disappointed when they visit the world's biggest water park.
Stan convinces his friend to get married so he can get a shot at being a best man; an encounter with Ricky Martin shakes Roger's self-confidence.
When Stan tries to bond with Steve by creating a busty female alias (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Francine must intervene; Roger starts a limo service.
Francine is jealous when Stan runs into a woman he had a crush on; Steve encounters good luck after accidentally wearing Hayley's underwear to school.
Overlooked for promotion for 20 years, Stan decides to woo the senator who supervises the CIA task force; Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy.
Klaus and Roger try, unsuccessfully, to elevate Steve to a higher social circle; Stan and Francine prank each other.
Steve and Roger try to cheer up Snot after he is rejected by Hayley; Stan wants to live like a man from the 1960s.
Francine starts working at Stan's office, which cramps his style and inhibits his ability to flirt with co-workers.
Steve slips into the gorilla exhibit while at the zoo with Stan; Roger sets out to write a song that will catapult him to fame as a country singer.
Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but he is uninterested when she wants to redeem them; Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a 1980s movie.
Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy and feels he cannot say no to anything, including outrageous personal requests.
Francine fears Stan is gone for good when he is kidnapped in Colombia; Steve and Roger take on another case.
Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).
After a life-changing moment Francine becomes a prosperous real-estate agent, but her success threatens Stan, who resorts to sabotaging her work.
When Haley returns from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, Stan waits for her to fall asleep and shaves her head with an electronic shaver equipped with a silencer.
When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 19 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 19 years.
When Stan's boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), comes over for dinner, he nearly catches the Smiths hiding Roger.
Francine throws a block party, but Stan becomes suspicious of some new neighbors; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.
When Stan learns that his rival Chris White is applying to be the deacon at their church, he decides he wants the position for himself.
Stan tries to curry favor with Bullock (Patrick Stewart) in hopes of scoring a promotion, but learns a secret about his boss's new woman in the process.
When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.
Jack Smith convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work for an ultrasecret spy group, but Francine suspects he is being conned.
As the Smiths continue their lives in Saudi Arabia, Stan quickly conforms to the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms.
Haley and Stan finds themselves at odds over Stan's membership in the National Gun Association after the two of them spend the day together.
Steve writes a book and becomes a famous celebrity author, turning Stan into an unbearable stage parent.
As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all.
A fight after a particularly tough day leads Stan and Roger to get a taste of life in each other's shoes, but the swap quickly gets out of hand.
After receiving a hefty bonus at work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets, while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk.
Stan looks forward to dancing with Francine at her high-school reunion, only to learn her title of Homecoming Queen was a mistake.